Leo is a small-time crook who dreams of someday being a big time crook, like Bogart and Cagney and Edward G. R., whose gangster-movie images cover the walls of his home. Though his nagging wife (HOLLY WOODSTAR) balls him big time, she breaks his balls about him still being small-time.
As a sage boozer in a bar says to him, “Women are only good for one thing: that’s to tell a man how good he isn’t. If it wasn’t for women, no one would know the difference between success and failure.” Which is altogether too much wisdom for a sexploitation flick to contain and Leo thoughtfully kicks the shit out of the guy a minute later.
But since Leo wants “to be somebody”, he has a plan: with his idiot sidekick, Ned, and a topless dancer named Cherry, he knocks over a bank in L.A. Well… sort of. They march into the bank wearing SWAT helmets, Cherry jumps up on a counter bare-ass naked to announce the hold-up, Ned freaks out at the teller’s window, and Leo shoots it out with a silver-haired sharpshooting Granny who plugs him in the heart. Folks, this heist has to be seen to be believed. Then again, the Deviate saw it and he still doesn’t believe it!